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Looking for a roommate who never complains about the dishes, doesn\'t leave wet towels on the floor, and is an excellent listener?
Meet your new resident intellectual. This life-size resin skull is crafted with immaculate detail, featuring a textured finish that says \"I just got back from an archaeological dig\" rather than \"I was poured in a factory mold.\" Perfect for sitting on a bookshelf to make you look deeply philosophical, holding down loose paperwork, or scaring the delivery driver when placed directly in the window. He has zero thoughts, a permanent smile, and excellent dental hygiene.
Specs:
Diet: None (highly economical).
Drama: Zero.
Vibe: Unsettling yet sophisticated.
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