Fuggler Bouquets: 2x9 Inch + 9 inches (large), 3.5 (small), Bouquet For Sale

2-Day Delivery – US Mainland International Orders Welcome 1 Business Day Handling Shipped from US Warehouse Fuggler Bouquets: 2x9 Inch + 9 inches (large), 3.5 (small), Bouquet Carefully processed from our US warehouse with fast 1-business-day handling. Eligible mainland US orders may qualify for 2-day delivery, while International Orders benefit from ’s international shipping process for a smoother and more reliable cross-border experience. Trusted US fulfillment • Fast dispatch to ’s shipping hub • International delivery flow Product Details

• Publisher: Fuggler
• Publication date: 0
• Item weight: 372 g
• Dimensions: 28 x 7.5 x 31 cm

• PECULIAR PLUSH: Our 2 x 9 inch / 22 cm Fugglers and 1 x mini 3.5 inch / 8 cm Fugglers are the perfect size, and made from super-soft plush. BEWARE even as a plush toy they will still ruin your life!
• RARE BUTT-ON HOLE: Can you find the Fuggler with the rare butt-on-hole? Hunt for the iconic collector’s mark.
• HUMAN-LIKE TEETH: Each Fuggler features a set of disturbingly human-like teeth.
• COLLECT THEM ALL: With so many Fugglers to collect, you can assemble an entire funny ugly family!
• SASQUOOSH/STINKFACE/SQUOOSHFACE: This bouquet prefers awkward charm over sweet romance. Sasquoosh, Stinkface, and Squooshface combine strange expressions, curious stares, and chaotic personalities to create a gift that feels equal parts confusing and delightful.

Forget sending traditional flowers and choose pure chaos instead. The Fuggler Bouquet bundles 2 x 9 inch / 22 cm Fugglers and 1 x mini 3.5 inch / 8 cm misfit into one perfectly wrapped disaster. It comes tied neatly in authentic craft paper and finished with a bow, though that nice ribbon does absolutely nothing to contain the chaos inside. Human-like teeth, crazy mismatched eyes, and unsettling quirky charm replace delicate petals, proving that beautiful is subjective and occasionally totally deranged. Under the tidy wrapping and sweet presentation, these three misfits are still full strength mischief makers. They grin, they glare, and they sit proudly where roses never could: as plush weirdos meant to confuse, delight, and stare directly at your guests. Great for anyone 0+, kids, tweens, teens, and adults, the Fuggler Bouquet is the ultimate alternative gift for Mother’s Day, birthdays, celebrations, or any moment when flowers feel far too predictable. They last much longer than real blooms and shed significantly less. Collect all bouquet styles and turn gifting season into a proudly unhinged showcase of affection.

All orders are prepared with 1-business-day handling from our US warehouse. This helps support a faster, more dependable fulfillment experience for domestic buyers and a cleaner export process for international customers.

For International Buyers Your order is first shipped to ’s designated US shipping hub, then forwarded through ’s international delivery network. This makes the process easier, more structured, and more comfortable for International customers ordering from us. Fast Handling. Cleaner International Delivery Flow. We process every order within 1 business day from our US warehouse. 2-day delivery messaging applies to eligible mainland US destinations only. International Orders are routed through ’s international shipping service after domestic hub arrival, helping improve buyer confidence for cross-border purchases. 1-Day Handling Orders are processed quickly and consistently within 1 business day. US Mainland Delivery 2-day delivery is used only for eligible mainland US addresses. International Orders-Friendly International orders move through ’s export flow after arrival at the US shipping hub.